If you ever get the chance to see your favourite band live, fucking do it and don’t regret a single thing.
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ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS LISTEN UP.
YOU SEE THAT SHIT UP THERE THAT’S FUCKING CHOCOLATE LAVA CAKE
DO YOU WANT TO MAKE A CAKE COVERED IN HOT GOOEY CHOCOLATE FROSTING IN LESS THAN 15 MINUTES?
THE CORRECT ANSWER IS A VIKING WAR CRY AS YOU CHARGE INTO BATTLE.
STEP 1: COMPLETE A VIRGIN SACRIFICE. (SATAN MUST BE PRESENT BECAUSE THIS CAKE IS SO DELICIOUS IT’S PROBABLY A SIN.)
STEP 2: PREPARE GENERIC BOX CAKE RECIPE ACCORDING TO BOX DIRECTIONS. BACK TO THE CLASSICS MOTHERFUCKER. MIX USING THE SPINE OF YOUR ENEMIES.
STEP 3: POUR INTO A LARGE MICROWAVESAFE CONTAINER (LARGER THE BETTER, BUT IT NEEDS TO BE DEEPER THAN THE MARIANAS TRENCH FOR OPTIMAL LAVA)
STEP 4: TAKE A SMALL TUB OF GENERIC FROSTING FROM YOUR LOCAL SUPERMARKET OF SIN. SWIPE A MACHETE AROUND THE INSIDE OF THE TUB LOOSENING THE WHOLE TUB FROM THE SIDES AND PLOP INTO MIDDLE OF YOUR CAKE BATTER. DO NOT MIX.
STEP 5: PUT INTO MICROWAVE FOR EIGHT MINUTES AND SET THE TABLE USING CHINA YOU RAIDED FROM WEAKER VILLAGES.
STEP 6: REMOVE FROM MICROWAVE AND LET SIT FOR ABOUT THIRTY SECONDS. THIS IS BEST SERVED MOLTEN LAVA HOT ACCENTUATED WITH THE TASTE OF BLISTERS ON YOUR TONGUE.
STEP 7: GET A SERVING DISH WITH A LIP THAT CURVES UPWARD SO LAVA DOES NOT OVERFLOW AND PLACE UPSIDE DOWN ON TOP OF CAKE AND FLIP OVER.
STEP 8: LIFT SLOWLY, COOKED CAKE WILL SIT ON PLATE AND LIQUID FROSTING WILL SPILL OVER SIDES.
STEP 9: CELEBRATE WITH VICTORY SEX.
STEP 10: EAT.
IF YOU’RE ONE OF THOSE GORGEOUS FUCKERS WHO DON’T ACTUALLY LIKE SEX, YOU CAN SUBSTITUTE WITH AGGRESSIVE CUDDLING OR NEON-COLORED POST-IT NOTES FULL OF ADMIRATION FOR SOMEONE’S EXISTENCE.
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Read it again: EVERY. SINGLE. REPUBLICAN. Yes, that includes women.
g oD shelby
1) meaning behind my url
patrick stump is a stud, therefore he is a patrick-stud
2) picture of me
i posted a selfie today that can be found under /tagged/face or the “dat me” button on my blog
3) tattoos i have
4) last time i cried and why
probably last night bc friend is being a dick n blaming me for his dickness and it upsets me
5) piercings i have
ear lobes and industrial
6) fave band
fall out nerds
7) biggest turn offs
if you are mean or like fetishize bisexual females/lesbians/pansexual females you dont know how upsetting it is to be talking to someone ur into and they find out im pan and “IS IT LIKE BI BI GIRLS ARE HOT THREESOMES HUHUE” no
8) top five (insert subject)
9) tattoos i want
moms name on my foot, some sort of large rappy-roundu floral/plant themed thing, classic ship themed thing on my thigh, rose on my right ribs, heart on my pinkie
10)biggest turn ons
if ur intimidatingly cute, super nice, have common interest, and act interested in me for like half a second you got it goin for u
12) ideas of a perfect date
concert, festival, some odd adventure like walking to walmart at 3am or something unique is always rad
13) life goals
own my own tattoo/piercing shop
or be an astronomer cuz lets face it space is hella cool
14) piercings i want
rook in my left ear, 4 more lobe, septum, left nostril, two lip piercings on the right side, double tounge piercings, nips (oops srry), and surface hip piercingz
15) relationship status
16) favorite movie
17) a fact ab my life
i have a twin sister
oh my god open water space things within open water public embarrassment rejection people reading things i write talking to new people so many things
19) middle name
20) ask anything
1. The meaning behind my URL
2. A picture of me
3. Tattoos I have
4. Last time I cried and why
5. Piercings I have
6. Favorite Band
7. Biggest turn off(s)
8. Top 5 (insert subject)
9. Tattoos I want
10. Biggest turn on(s)
12. Ideas of a perfect date
13. Life goal(s)
14. Piercings I want
15. Relationship status
16. Favorite movie
17. A fact about my life
19. Middle name
20. Anything you want to ask
just a heads up, if i ever weird you out on any level, too friendly, too flirty, anything at all, i encourage you to be very vocal towards me about it to make sure i dont continue to make you uncomfortable. i dont want anyone feeling like im not someone they can trust and be comfortable around.
"whats your sexuality?" "money"
all i want in life is to go to concerts and have good eyebrows